So on the way home from the store, people kept flashing their headlights, and although I had mine on, I figured “well, that’s silly… My car automatically senses when the lights need to be on, so even if they weren’t…”
I have a Pontiac Vibe, and in case it ever happens to you, keep this in mind. The low beams were not working, but the high beams and fog lamps were. I checked and rotated the fuses, so I could tell it wasn’t that. After a few hours of poking around, I decided that it just might be the bulbs. Fortunately, the bulbs are the same as the Protege, and I had saved those when I put the brighter ones in last Spring. Turns out it was just a freak double burn-out.
Now I just need to get some new ones and get them installed since my hands are too big to fit in and change the driver side bulb.