Humor

Box Cutter

Posted in General Stuff, Humor on March 23rd, 2010 by otter – Comments Off

I ordered a pair of headphones for the gym from Woot. They are supposed to be great sound with a tiny price ($2.99). I also got a pair for my brother. They came in the mail today, in a huge box. Let’s go get the mail.

Umm.. that box doesn’t really FIT into the mailbox. I mean, it fit IN, but it won’t fit OUT. I wonder what I can use to fix this… How about the multi-tool that I use for yard work!

I’ll just gently shave the box down without damaging the contents.

No? That didn’t work out well? Well, I guess I’ll pull it out ever so gently…

My mailbox has given birth!

note to the postman: the opening on the other side is way bigger than the door I have to pull the box out of.

I really hope they are worth it for all this effort.

Ah-Choo! (mmm… Minty!)

Posted in General Stuff, Humor, restored on April 11th, 2009 by otter – Comments Off

I just sneezed while brushing my teeth. No matter how much you’re aiming for the sink, you will always get some on the faucet… and the mirror, and the mouthwash bottle and the…

Peanut Butter Roulette

Posted in General Stuff, Humor, restored on January 21st, 2009 by otter – Comments Off

Ok, who else is down to play?
8 jars, 2 spoons.
Afraid of a little salmonella?
Bawk bawk!

I Said A Beef Hot Links!

Posted in General Stuff, Humor, restored on October 22nd, 2008 by otter – Comments Off

I don’t know what’s worse. That I get that song stuck in my head, or that it’s now my ringtone…

GO MEAT!

Worth 1000 Words

Posted in Humor, Pets, restored on July 6th, 2008 by otter – Comments Off

In a picture, this is Leo.
Click for Huge version

LeoandBenny

While Shopping for Tender

Posted in Humor, Pets, restored on July 3rd, 2008 by otter – Comments Off

I had to go get Tender some cat chow, and I saw this on the bag. You mean you can feed the cat every day??

Daily Feeding