{"id":943,"date":"2020-09-06T22:41:40","date_gmt":"2020-09-07T05:41:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.otterpop.org\/?p=943"},"modified":"2020-09-06T22:41:40","modified_gmt":"2020-09-07T05:41:40","slug":"a-controversial-opinion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.otterpop.org\/?p=943","title":{"rendered":"A Controversial Opinion"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I really just do not like mangoes. They are bottom-tier fruit, they really are.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fruits that are better than mangoes:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Apples (all types)<\/li><li>Pears (all types)<\/li><li>Grapes (all types)<\/li><li>Pineapples (especially Hawaiian)<\/li><li>Pretty much all berries and I&#8217;m including things that are actually berries, but are commonly referred to as berries such as strawberries because if you want to get technical about it, berries by definition are a single-seeded fruit such as avocados. So I guess that makes guacamole technically a fruit spread, but I digress&#8230;<\/li><li>Tomatoes in the right circumstance (re: sauce or diced in specific foods)<\/li><li>Apricots<\/li><li>Peaches<\/li><li>Nectarines<\/li><li>Bananas (thank you Gwen Stefani for ensuring I can spell it)<\/li><li>Kiwi<\/li><li>Starfruit<\/li><li>Oranges<\/li><li>Lemons<\/li><li>Limes<\/li><li>Tangelos<\/li><li>Tangerines<\/li><li>Figs<\/li><li>Watermelon, etc.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Things that are in the same tier as Mangoes<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Grapefuit (excluding grapefruit-flavored things that are better)<\/li><li>Cantaloupe <\/li><\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I really just do not like mangoes. They are bottom-tier fruit, they really are. Fruits that are better than mangoes: Apples (all types) Pears (all types) Grapes (all types) Pineapples (especially Hawaiian) Pretty much all berries and I&#8217;m including things that are actually berries, but are commonly referred to as berries such as strawberries because [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-943","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-grumble"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.otterpop.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/943","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.otterpop.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.otterpop.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.otterpop.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.otterpop.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=943"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.otterpop.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/943\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":944,"href":"http:\/\/www.otterpop.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/943\/revisions\/944"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.otterpop.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=943"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.otterpop.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=943"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.otterpop.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=943"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}