{"id":951,"date":"2020-10-15T14:21:38","date_gmt":"2020-10-15T21:21:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.otterpop.org\/?p=951"},"modified":"2020-10-15T14:21:38","modified_gmt":"2020-10-15T21:21:38","slug":"kool-aid-is-for-closers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.otterpop.org\/?p=951","title":{"rendered":"Kool-Aid is for Closers"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>My 8 year old, sitting at the table, screwing around instead of doing his (distance-learning) Language Arts to the chagrin of his mother and likely his teacher: &#8220;Can I have some Kool-Aid?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Me: &#8220;No. Kool-Aid is for closers.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Him: Stares at me blankly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Me: &#8220;It&#8217;s from a movie (and a play, but he has no concept of theater) called Glengarry Glenn Ross. &#8220;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Him: &#8220;Is that the same movie, &#8216;Stop looking at me sawaaaaan.&#8217; is from?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Me: &#8220;No. Not at all.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My 8 year old, sitting at the table, screwing around instead of doing his (distance-learning) Language Arts to the chagrin of his mother and likely his teacher: &#8220;Can I have some Kool-Aid?&#8221; Me: &#8220;No. Kool-Aid is for closers.&#8221; Him: Stares at me blankly. Me: &#8220;It&#8217;s from a movie (and a play, but he has no [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-951","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.otterpop.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/951","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.otterpop.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.otterpop.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.otterpop.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.otterpop.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=951"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.otterpop.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/951\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":952,"href":"http:\/\/www.otterpop.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/951\/revisions\/952"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.otterpop.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=951"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.otterpop.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=951"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.otterpop.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=951"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}