Clearly my kids are more xbox and leas tackle box. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
i tried to take them fishing today with the cub scout pack and it did not go well. They were impatient, Ill-behaved, and obnoxious. Those, by the way were the highlights. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The only thing I caught was my little one\u2019s hoodie, that somehow was caught in the wind, and blown into the river. He bawled like a baby while yelling about how I was going to kill him and he was going to be grounded forever. (Dramatic much?) It took probably 30 casts and a few weight resets to catch the sweater, which was rapidly waterlogged and sank. It was nearly as hard to get the swamp smell off myself.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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